You don't have enough Lorazepam to get through one week at a wellness spa?
Inspired by the cult phenomenon that is the White Lotus. Grab this luxury organic, eco-friendly cotton dad hat if you too have to drink yourself to sleep when you don't have your Lorazepam.
Your Lorazepam dad hat is custom made especially for you as soon as you place an order, so it takes a bit longer to deliver it to you.
Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction and is better for Mother Earth, so THANK YOU for making a thoughtful purchasing decision!
